New Liberal Kink Discovered?

After the bruhaha that occurred when Scott McClellan tried REEEEALLY hard to dodge questions regarding the whole Rove/Plame thing, and reporters not really interested in his bullshit, I was sending a fury of emails back and forth with CrankyLiberal and we may have discovered a new kind of kink just for liberals... Liberal Porn, if you will!

Sure, we've all fantasized about it, but we never thought it would actually happen. Reporters didn't let the White House weasel out of questions by using non-answer answers. My god, the orgasms created just at the thought are probably more than you think.

Now imagine having a looped DVD of the core bits of the briefing, including

"Scott, this is ridiculous. The notion that you’re going to stand before us, after having commented with that level of detail, and tell people watching this that somehow you’ve decided not to talk. You’ve got a public record out there. Do you stand by your remarks from that podium or not?"

and

"No, you’re not finishing. You’re not saying anything. You stood at that podium and said that Karl Rove was not involved. And now we find out that he spoke about Joseph Wilson’s wife. So don’t you owe the American public a fuller explanation. Was he involved or was he not? Because contrary to what you told the American people, he did indeed talk about his wife, didn’t he?"

Liberals everywhere will come to that faster than a porn star could. I could make millions.