Tuesday, March 28, 2006


Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Breasts not Bombs

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

The One In Front Is Wearing A Beaver!

I've gotta start protesting with these people!

Thursday, December 29, 2005

Up the Republic and Fuck the Queen!

Hat tip to Bulldog!

Saturday, December 17, 2005

Just In Time for Christmas!

Courtesy of Jesus' General

Jenna's Bush (An oldie but goodie)

Nude Accessories

The bag goes so well with the flesh tone outfit.

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Emperor Bush Speaks To His Subjects

(Hat tip Sans-Culotte!)

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

I'll do whatever you want as long as I can paint the next flag.

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Matt Drudge Has An Egg Fetish???


Yo dude, whatever floats your boat, but there are just some things you can't UNREAD. Now I will make YOU read it.

After a mutual friend of both gossipists tipped off Drudge as to just what these "lurid allegations" were -- a nasty case of pubic lice, a penchant for fully clothed sex in the shower and a bizarre egg fetish -- he began to spread them himself....

"He likes to have sex with eggs. He likes them smeared all over naked male bodies."

"It's all very well sourced," she told the New York Post's Page Six. "If he offers you a bite of his omelet, take a pass."


Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Bush Protest Against Bush

Wednesday, September 28, 2005


God bless civil disobedience!

Friday, September 16, 2005

No Bush

Thursday, August 11, 2005

Lady Godiva-esque

Halal Faisal delivered a protest against the Iraq war Tuesday in Washington Square Park.


Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Well, Spank My Ass and Call Me Sir!

It's getting pretty stressful in Washington these days, what with all the lies crashing in on their heads. Maybe it's time to bring in a few Call Boys again!

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Stranded In Mexico

A picture from a local newspaper taken in Cancun this week as the hurricane roars through Mexico. I know it's tough to have to leave your hotel and be shacked up with 100's of people you don't know. But how tough do you think it will be for the guy in the forefront to come home to a picture of him sleeping with his hand down his pants posted all over the office? Do you think he will need another vacation?

Monday, July 11, 2005

New Liberal Kink Discovered?

After the bruhaha that occurred when Scott McClellan tried REEEEALLY hard to dodge questions regarding the whole Rove/Plame thing, and reporters not really interested in his bullshit, I was sending a fury of emails back and forth with CrankyLiberal and we may have discovered a new kind of kink just for liberals... Liberal Porn, if you will!

Sure, we've all fantasized about it, but we never thought it would actually happen. Reporters didn't let the White House weasel out of questions by using non-answer answers. My god, the orgasms created just at the thought are probably more than you think.

Now imagine having a looped DVD of the core bits of the briefing, including

"Scott, this is ridiculous. The notion that you’re going to stand before us, after having commented with that level of detail, and tell people watching this that somehow you’ve decided not to talk. You’ve got a public record out there. Do you stand by your remarks from that podium or not?"

"No, you’re not finishing. You’re not saying anything. You stood at that podium and said that Karl Rove was not involved. And now we find out that he spoke about Joseph Wilson’s wife. So don’t you owe the American public a fuller explanation. Was he involved or was he not? Because contrary to what you told the American people, he did indeed talk about his wife, didn’t he?"

Liberals everywhere will come to that faster than a porn star could. I could make millions.