Emperor Bush Speaks To His Subjects

(Hat tip Sans-Culotte!)

Matt Drudge Has An Egg Fetish???

EWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Yo dude, whatever floats your boat, but there are just some things you can't UNREAD. Now I will make YOU read it.

After a mutual friend of both gossipists tipped off Drudge as to just what these "lurid allegations" were -- a nasty case of pubic lice, a penchant for fully clothed sex in the shower and a bizarre egg fetish -- he began to spread them himself....

"He likes to have sex with eggs. He likes them smeared all over naked male bodies."

"It's all very well sourced," she told the New York Post's Page Six. "If he offers you a bite of his omelet, take a pass."

Linky-love.

No Bush

Lady Godiva-esque

Halal Faisal delivered a protest against the Iraq war Tuesday in Washington Square Park.

YOU GO GIRL!

Well, Spank My Ass and Call Me Sir!

It's getting pretty stressful in Washington these days, what with all the lies crashing in on their heads. Maybe it's time to bring in a few Call Boys again!

New Liberal Kink Discovered?

After the bruhaha that occurred when Scott McClellan tried REEEEALLY hard to dodge questions regarding the whole Rove/Plame thing, and reporters not really interested in his bullshit, I was sending a fury of emails back and forth with CrankyLiberal and we may have discovered a new kind of kink just for liberals... Liberal Porn, if you will!

Sure, we've all fantasized about it, but we never thought it would actually happen. Reporters didn't let the White House weasel out of questions by using non-answer answers. My god, the orgasms created just at the thought are probably more than you think.

Now imagine having a looped DVD of the core bits of the briefing, including

"Scott, this is ridiculous. The notion that you’re going to stand before us, after having commented with that level of detail, and tell people watching this that somehow you’ve decided not to talk. You’ve got a public record out there. Do you stand by your remarks from that podium or not?"

and

"No, you’re not finishing. You’re not saying anything. You stood at that podium and said that Karl Rove was not involved. And now we find out that he spoke about Joseph Wilson’s wife. So don’t you owe the American public a fuller explanation. Was he involved or was he not? Because contrary to what you told the American people, he did indeed talk about his wife, didn’t he?"

Liberals everywhere will come to that faster than a porn star could. I could make millions.

750 Naked Women!

This is AWESOME.

"I needed at the very least 67 women and I prayed for 250, and we got more than 750...

The former Eurogliders lead singer, speaking while rushing to catch a flight to Tasmania where she has a gig this weekend, said the nude protest group included babies, teenagers and elderly women.

"There were 80-year-old women there whose husbands were Vietnam war veterans," Knight said.

Mary Carey Not So Scary!

And now, BOOBIES!



I think she makes a very impressive candidate... for, ya know, SOMETHING.

Aww, what a cute couple!

Let's set up a brunch for them - we'll have crudite!

This Just In...

Presidents like to have sex with other people! Whom, you indignantly ask?

Why, these folks, that's whom.

Bush in artful pose

How do you follow that?

Pictures of Dick Cheney posing nude...Dubya you must have some pictures of you nekkid as well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It all started with nudity...

So the folks at Bring It On start yakking about nudity. I don't remember how exactly, but it was decided that naked political blogging must occur.

So here it is. The first naked political blog.

Go nude, or go away.