Naked Politics

Bushy

2006-03-28T05:56:00.000-05:00

Breasts not Bombs

2006-03-21T04:48:00.000-05:00

The One In Front Is Wearing A Beaver!

2006-01-24T05:30:00.000-05:00

I've gotta start protesting with these people!

Up the Republic and Fuck the Queen!

2005-12-29T05:31:00.000-05:00

Hat tip to Bulldog!

Just In Time for Christmas!

2005-12-17T02:20:00.000-05:00

Courtesy of Jesus' General

Jenna's Bush (An oldie but goodie)

2005-12-17T02:16:00.000-05:00

Nude Accessories

2005-12-17T02:03:00.000-05:00

The bag goes so well with the flesh tone outfit.

Emperor Bush Speaks To His Subjects

2005-12-15T19:50:00.000-05:00

(Hat tip Sans-Culotte!)

I'll do whatever you want as long as I can paint the next flag.

2005-11-29T20:57:00.000-05:00

Matt Drudge Has An Egg Fetish???

2005-11-01T14:39:00.000-05:00

EWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Yo dude, whatever floats your boat, but there are just some things you can't UNREAD. Now I will make YOU read it.

After a mutual friend of both gossipists tipped off Drudge as to just what these "lurid allegations" were -- a nasty case of pubic lice, a penchant for fully clothed sex in the shower and a bizarre egg fetish -- he began to spread them himself....

"He likes to have sex with eggs. He likes them smeared all over naked male bodies."

"It's all very well sourced," she told the New York Post's Page Six. "If he offers you a bite of his omelet, take a pass."

Linky-love.

Bush Protest Against Bush

2005-10-26T00:34:00.000-04:00

Booooobies!

2005-09-28T04:39:00.000-04:00

God bless civil disobedience!

No Bush

2005-09-16T16:16:00.000-04:00

Lady Godiva-esque

2005-08-11T23:39:00.000-04:00

Halal Faisal delivered a protest against the Iraq war Tuesday in Washington Square Park.

YOU GO GIRL!

Well, Spank My Ass and Call Me Sir!

2005-07-26T19:29:00.000-04:00

It's getting pretty stressful in Washington these days, what with all the lies crashing in on their heads. Maybe it's time to bring in a few Call Boys again!

Stranded In Mexico

2005-07-20T05:44:00.000-04:00

A picture from a local newspaper taken in Cancun this week as the hurricane roars through Mexico. I know it's tough to have to leave your hotel and be shacked up with 100's of people you don't know. But how tough do you think it will be for the guy in the forefront to come home to a picture of him sleeping with his hand down his pants posted all over the office? Do you think he will need another vacation?

New Liberal Kink Discovered?

2005-07-11T15:47:00.000-04:00

After the bruhaha that occurred when Scott McClellan tried REEEEALLY hard to dodge questions regarding the whole Rove/Plame thing, and reporters not really interested in his bullshit, I was sending a fury of emails back and forth with CrankyLiberal and we may have discovered a new kind of kink just for liberals... Liberal Porn, if you will!

Sure, we've all fantasized about it, but we never thought it would actually happen. Reporters didn't let the White House weasel out of questions by using non-answer answers. My god, the orgasms created just at the thought are probably more than you think.

Now imagine having a looped DVD of the core bits of the briefing, including

"Scott, this is ridiculous. The notion that you’re going to stand before us, after having commented with that level of detail, and tell people watching this that somehow you’ve decided not to talk. You’ve got a public record out there. Do you stand by your remarks from that podium or not?"

and

"No, you’re not finishing. You’re not saying anything. You stood at that podium and said that Karl Rove was not involved. And now we find out that he spoke about Joseph Wilson’s wife. So don’t you owe the American public a fuller explanation. Was he involved or was he not? Because contrary to what you told the American people, he did indeed talk about his wife, didn’t he?"

Liberals everywhere will come to that faster than a porn star could. I could make millions.

Drill Bush Not Oil

2005-07-08T15:28:00.000-04:00

It's a Liberal thing Republicans wouldn't understand!!!

Where's The Ass!!!!

2005-07-08T10:42:00.000-04:00

750 Naked Women!

2005-07-07T14:47:00.000-04:00

This is AWESOME.

"I needed at the very least 67 women and I prayed for 250, and we got more than 750...

The former Eurogliders lead singer, speaking while rushing to catch a flight to Tasmania where she has a gig this weekend, said the nude protest group included babies, teenagers and elderly women.
"There were 80-year-old women there whose husbands were Vietnam war veterans," Knight said.

Mary Carey Not So Scary!

2005-07-07T14:36:00.000-04:00

And now, BOOBIES!

I think she makes a very impressive candidate... for, ya know, SOMETHING.

Aww, what a cute couple!

2005-07-07T10:27:00.000-04:00

Let's set up a brunch for them - we'll have crudite!

Ahhhh -- Freeball Blogging

2005-07-07T10:11:00.000-04:00

Not to be confused with Freeway blogging. It feels great! The wind rushing through my hair as I feverishly type about George eating Bush and Cheney sucking Dick. The throbbing of the keys under my fingertips drives me absolutely mad!

This Just In...

2005-07-07T08:02:00.000-04:00

Presidents like to have sex with other people! Whom, you indignantly ask?

Why, these folks, that's whom.

The Elite Virgin Corps

2005-07-07T04:36:00.000-04:00

What blows me away is not that these kids are choosing celibicy, but the paragraph halfway down this article that talks about us giving this group of virgin fucktards $163 million dollars of taxpayers money to come up with training material for our public schools. And they say they can put the material together in a non-secular way.

How do they plan to do that when they talk about virginity in such terms as:

"The world hasn't yet seen what God can do with an army of young men free of sexual fevers," write the authors of Every Young Man's Battle, one volume in a hugely popular series of "purity" manuals. "You can remain pure so that you might qualify for such an army."

What are they gonna do put 72 virgins on the other side of the battlefield and yell "jihad"?

Sex that is just two bodies in motion strikes them as empty, even if love is involved. Every encounter must be a kind of threesome: man, wife and the Lord. Without that, it's just fucking.

So basically I just have to make sure I yell, "Jesus Christ I'm gonna cum" as I'm slapping my wife's backside and I'm golden in the eyes of the Lord? I always thought a threesome included the fluffer.

This same group goes on to blame the "woman's lib" movement for the advent of porn,

The "women's lib" movement, Dunbar believes, preached a message of self-satisfaction: "Do what you want." It is, in his view and that of many in the virginity movement, a product of the same cultural mindset that produced America's booming porn industry. Both are based on instant gratification: women obsessed with winning the privileges of men rather than learning to enjoy the pleasures of Christian submission

"The pleasures of Christian submission." Why don't you ask anybody caught up in the Spanish Inquisition if they found pleasure in "Christian submission." And the porn industry has nothing to do with a man's sexual overdrive? I know some women that have quite an extensive collection of porn that would make Larry Flynt blush.

Women who are frustrated with their girlie-man husbands and boyfriends seize power, and the men retreat to the safe haven of porn instead of whipping the ladies back into line. What women really want, he says, "is to be fought for." And men, he claims, are "hard-wired" by God for battle; Jesus wants them to be warriors in the vein of Braveheart and Gladiator.

Got that fellas, get those wife-beating T-shirts out and smack that bitch back in line. Gee, the fact that being locked in that institution called marriage, eating the same meal day in and day out has nothing to do with porn? I wonder if anyone has ever done a study on how many marriages were saved by porn instead of them just ending in adultery?

Yeah, this is the group I want to have making abstinence-only sex-education programs for public schools.

They recommend memorizing the locations of sexy billboards so that you can look away and switching your TV to ESPN or Fox News if a tempting commercial comes on the screen. And there's always Scripture. The authors hold up the books of Joshua and Ezekiel as armor against non-Christian women. "Mixture," they write, "can destroy people."

Yep, that's their advice, use Fox News, the Scripture and stay away from non-Christian women. That will most definitely keep you from jerking off. But what if you're a Republican with homosexual tendancies that you haven't owned up to yet and you find Sean Hannity mildly attractive? I guess you're fucked, get the KY Jelly and the Astroglide out -- it's gonna be a looooong night.

Every Man operates a hot line, 800-NEW-LIFE, for men who've "threatened" their relationships through their use of pornography. When I called to confess that reading about tight nylon shorts in Every Young Man's Battle had aroused me, a professional masturbation counselor named Jason told me that pornography is "probably the number-one cause of divorce." Then he suggested I sign up for a five-day, $1,800 Every Man's Battle workshop (held monthly in hotels around the country) in which I would take classes on shame, "false intimacy" and "temptation cycles" and work with other men in small groups toward "recovery."

Damn, I've been calling the 1-900 lines and paying for my masturbation counselor. I wonder with this free service whether Jason will let me call him whatever name I want? $1,800 for classes on shame and false intimacy? What the fuck are these people smoking? I'm beginning to understand why Rove and Cheney always look so angry. They got some kid named Jason smacking them around on a daily basis.

One night, Dunbar and Power show me a video of a party they hosted at their Williamsburg apartment. They and their two roommates were the entertainment, playing Eighties covers for a packed house. Since the last time I've seen him, Power has shaved his beard and taken to wearing eyeliner for no particular reason. In the video, he wore snakeskin tights and played a red guitar; Dunbar was a retro vision in white pants, white muscle shirt and a red, white and blue headband. They sang "Like a Virgin" and "I Want Candy." Power wailed "Roxanne," Dunbar closed his eyes and moaned "Tainted Love."

Let me get this straight (no pun intended), if you get a woody over Daisy Dukes there is a 1-800 number you can call that smacks little peter back into your pants but it's perfectly OK to run around in tights, wearing eye liner and belting out Like A Virgin? It sounds to me like these people just need to come out of the closet and stop being ashamed about their secret desires to plug the glory hole.

To believers, the movement offers a vision grander even than the loveliness of a virgin: a fairy tale in which every man will be a spiritual warrior, a knight in the service of the king of kings, promised the hand and the heart and, yes, the sexual services of a "lady." That is the erotic dream of Christian conservatism: a restoration of chivalry, a cleansing of impurity, a nation without sin, an empire of the personal as political. "Power," as Pastor Nelson of the Journey promises, is the guaranteed result of "passions properly pursued."

"A virgin." Man someone let these guys know they are being shortchanged. Anyone have the Koran handy?

Now I wish someone would explain to me exactly how this group of people intend on making abstinence-only sex-education programs that are non-secular. In the meantime, I'm getting myself a box of ribbed Trojans and I'm gonna go bird dog some chicks and bang some beaver! Oh crap, I forgot -- I'm married! Guess I'll just have to whip out the porn and close the shades. Anyone have a box of tissues I can borrow? Or a sock -- a sock would be suffice.

2005-07-07T00:01:00.000-04:00

Bush in artful pose

Nude Dick.......

2005-07-06T23:37:00.000-04:00

Cheney that is! If we get enough signatures on this petition I believe Rep. John Conyers (D-MI) will deliver it to the White House. Cheney has shown his junk before, according to World News, and I think he could really help out the GOP (Grumpy Old People) by letting it all hang out, again!

How do you follow that?

2005-07-06T23:33:00.000-04:00

Pictures of Dick Cheney posing nude...Dubya you must have some pictures of you nekkid as well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It all started with nudity...

2005-07-06T23:13:00.000-04:00

So the folks at Bring It On start yakking about nudity. I don't remember how exactly, but it was decided that naked political blogging must occur.

So here it is. The first naked political blog.

Go nude, or go away.